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var date_statement="";
var time_statement="";
var today=new Date();
var month="";
var day="";
function todays_date() {
        var month=today.getMonth();
        var day_of_week=today.getDay();
        date_statement=""
        document.month=""
        month++; // So it's now between 1 - 12.
        if(month==1) {
                january(today.getDate());
                document.month="January";
        }
        if(month==2) {
                //february(today.getDate());
                document.month="February";
        }
        if(month==3) {
                //march(today.getDate());
                document.month="March";
        }
        if(month==4) {
                //april(today.getDate());
                document.month="April";
        }
        if(month==5) {
                //may(today.getDate());
                document.month="May";
        }
        if(month==6) {
                //june(today.getDate());
                document.month="June";
        }
        if(month==7) {
                //july(today.getDate());
                document.month="July";
        }
        if(month==8) {
                //august(today.getDate());
                document.month="August";
        }
        if(month==9) {
                //september(today.getDate());
                document.month="September";
        }
        if(month==10) {
                //october(today.getDate());
                document.month="October";
        }
        if(month==11) {
                //november(today.getDate());
                document.month="November";
        }
        if(month==12) {
                december(today.getDate());
                document.month="December";
        }
        document.day=""
         if(day_of_week==0)
                document.day="Sunday";
        if(day_of_week==1)
                document.day="Monday";
        if(day_of_week==2)
                document.day="Tuesday";
        if(day_of_week==3)
                document.day="Wednesday";
        if(day_of_week==4)
                document.day="Thursday";
        if(day_of_week==5)
                document.day="Friday";
        if(day_of_week==6)
                document.day="Saturday";
}
function january(date) {
        if(date==1)
                date_statement="Happy New Year!";
        //if(date==19)
        //        date_statement="Today's Martin Luther King, Jr.'s Birthday.";
}
function february(date) {
        if(date==2)
                date_statement="Today's Groundhog Day.";
        if(date==12)
                date_statement="Today's Lincoln's Birthday.";
        if(date==14)
                date_statement="Happy Valentine's Day.";
        if(date==16)
                date_statement="Today's Presidents Day.";
        if(date==22)
                date_statement="Today's Washington's Birthday.";
}
function march(date) {
        if(date==20)
                date_statement="Today's The First Day of Spring.";
}
function april(date) {
        if(date==1)
                date_statement="Today's April Fool's Day.";
        if(date==5)
                date_statement="Tonight Daylight Savings Time Begins.";
        if(date==22)
                date_statement="Today's Earth Day.";
        if(date==24)
                date_statement="Today's Arbor Day.";
}
function may(date) {
        if(date==10)
                date_statement="Happy Mother's Day.";
        if(date==25)
                date_statement="Today's Memorial Day.";
}
function june(date) {
        if(date==14)
                date_statement="Today's Flag Day!";
        if(date==21)
                date_statement="Happy Father's Day. And it's also the first day of summer.";
}
function july(date) {
        if(date==4)
                date_statement="Happy 4th of July!";
}
function august(date) {
}
function september(date) {
        if(date==7)
                date_statement="Happy Labor Day!";
        if(date==22)
                date_statement="Today's the First Day of Autumn.";
}
function october(date) {
        if(date==12)
                date_statement="Today's Columbus Day.";
        if(date==25)
                date_statement="Tonight Daylight Savings Time Ends.";
        if(date==31)
                date_statement="BOO... Happy Halloween.";
}
function november(date) {
       if(date==3)
                date_statement="Today's Election Day.";
        if(date==11)
                date_statement="Today's Veterans Day.";
        if(date==26)
                date_statement="Happy Thanksgiving.";
}
function december(date) {
        //if(date==7)
        //        date_statement="Today's Perl Harbor Day.";
        if(date>=14)
        //        date_statement="Happy Holiday.";
																		date_statement="Holiday Greetings!";
        //if(date==21)
        //        date_statement+=" Today's The First Day of Winter.";
        //if(date==31)
        //        date_statement="Tonight's New Years Eve!";
}
function time_of_day() {
        var time=today.getHours();
        time_statement="";
        //if(time>=5 && time<=11)
        if(time>=0 && time<=11)
        //      time_statement="Good Morning.";
                time_statement="Good Morning!";
        if(time>11 && time<=17)
                time_statement="Good Afternoon.";
        //if(time>17 || time<5)
        if(time>17 && time<23)
                time_statement="Good Evening.";
}

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